Works revues

This is what Works performance revues REALLY mean:
1 outgoing personality......Always going out of the office
2 Great presentation skills......Able to b******t
3 Good communication skills.....Spends loads of time on the phone/mobile
4 Work is 1st priority.....too ugly to get a date
5 Active socially.....drinks a lot
6 Independant worker.....Nobody knows what he/she does
7 Quick thinker.....offers plausable excuses
8 Careful thinker.....won't make a decision
9 Uses logic on difficult jobs.....gets someone else to do it
10 Expresses themselves well.....speaks english
11 Meticulous attention to detail......A nit picker
12 Has leadership skills.....is tall or has loader voice
13 Exceptionally good judgement.....Lucky
14 Keen sense of humour.....Knows loads of dirty jokes
15 Career minded.....back stabber
16 Loyal.....can't get a job anywhere else
17 Plans for promotion/advancement.....Buys drinks for the boss
18 Of great value to the company.....gets to work on time
19 Relaxed attitude.....Sleeps at desk