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bobbys girl


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Number of posts : 245
Age : 43
Location : wales
Job/hobbies : assistant manager aldi
4x4 : landrover discovery xs
Registration date : 2008-04-13

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PostSubject: boobs and willies   boobs and willies Icon_minitimeSat Jun 21, 2008 7:01 am

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,'Well dear, a man goesThrough three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,Mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but Reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?'
Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

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Roo

Roo


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Number of posts : 493
Age : 37
Location : Wonderful Maesteg
Job/hobbies : cashier/ i lvs shoppin, make-up, hair and nething pink n fluffy or yellow n sparkly!!
4x4 : dont got one ne more =(
Registration date : 2008-04-08

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PostSubject: Re: boobs and willies   boobs and willies Icon_minitimeSat Jun 21, 2008 7:38 am

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