8 things, girls should say to guys,
1.im bored , lets shave my pussy.
2.are you sure you have had enough to drink,
3.that fart was great, do another,
4.of corse i swallow, i love it,
5.no thats ok, you drink beer and watch porn. ill do the washing up,
6.just for a change, put it in my arse?
7.how about you get that girl from work to join us?
8.marridge? no way!
sadly, carlsberg dont make girlfriends....