robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: in common ? Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:39 am | |
| what have women and clouds got in common ? once they f++k offits normally a nice day!! | |
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robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: two lovers Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:16 am | |
| two lovers go to the mountains for a romantic break, after chopping wood he says my hands r really freezin, she saysput them between my thighs and warm them up again! atfer dinner he chops more wood and says my hands r really really freezin, she yells 4 f**k sake dont your ears ever get cold?.... | |
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robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: doctor Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:30 am | |
| "doctor, would yoou please kiss me" says the patient "no, you are a very beautiful woman, but its against my code of ethics" replies the doctor, please, just one kiss" she pleads. "sorry" says the doctor "its totally out of the question. in all honesty i shoudn't even be shagging you!! | |
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robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: mc vities Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:34 am | |
| mcvities have just brought out a new biscuit range, "clitoris-creams" they carry a guarantee, "one lick and you'll wanna eat the box"! | |
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