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robert francis

Number of posts : 4333
Age : 43
Location : wales
Job/hobbies : 4x4s
4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi
Registration date : 2007-12-29

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PostSubject: spaghetti   spaghetti Icon_minitimeSat Feb 14, 2009 11:39 am

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On
the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

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Number of posts : 270
Age : 36
Location : Just outside cardiff
Job/hobbies : Technician
4x4 : Disco 300tdi
Registration date : 2009-01-22

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PostSubject: Re: spaghetti   spaghetti Icon_minitimeSat Feb 14, 2009 11:42 am

lol! funny
Poor bastard lmao.

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Number of posts : 223
Location : south wales
Job/hobbies : football and offroading
4x4 : my dads discovery 300 tdi
Registration date : 2008-08-02

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PostSubject: Re: spaghetti   spaghetti Icon_minitimeSat Feb 14, 2009 7:37 pm

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