| lets see | |
|
|
Author | Message |
---|
robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:23 am | |
| VERY CAREFULLY DO YOUR ANNUAL DEMENTIA TEST
'It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.'
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
* * * Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin... 1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't Attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat! Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?
Answer: You don't bury survivors!
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.
5. . Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on In Carmat hen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you!
Pee Ess: 95% of people fail almost all these questions!!!
|
| |
|
| |
PITBULL
Number of posts : 3993 Age : 39 Location : Barry 4x4 : RRC 200tdi Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:27 am | |
| ROB NONE OF THE PICS WORKIN FOOL | |
|
| |
robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:28 am | |
| there not important to the questions, so carry on muppet | |
|
| |
PITBULL
Number of posts : 3993 Age : 39 Location : Barry 4x4 : RRC 200tdi Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:32 am | |
| ooo how was i suppose 2 no that
ill read it now then | |
|
| |
robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:35 am | |
| they were just pictures of men going crazy or something | |
|
| |
PITBULL
Number of posts : 3993 Age : 39 Location : Barry 4x4 : RRC 200tdi Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:37 am | |
| the cow 1 i got wrong thats it | |
|
| |
discojol
Number of posts : 270 Age : 40 Location : Just outside cardiff Job/hobbies : Technician 4x4 : Disco 300tdi Registration date : 2009-01-22
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:37 am | |
| You can keep your pictures of crazy men to yourself m8 Jol | |
|
| |
discojol
Number of posts : 270 Age : 40 Location : Just outside cardiff Job/hobbies : Technician 4x4 : Disco 300tdi Registration date : 2009-01-22
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:38 am | |
| The bus one messed me up.
Jol | |
|
| |
PITBULL
Number of posts : 3993 Age : 39 Location : Barry 4x4 : RRC 200tdi Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:40 am | |
| my mrs just got the cow 1 wrong 2 | |
|
| |
robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:41 am | |
| i think the cow 1 will get most of us | |
|
| |
phil
Number of posts : 427 Age : 53 Location : near blackwood Job/hobbies : keeping settee warm 4x4 : disco 300 tdi Registration date : 2008-05-02
| |
| |
PITBULL
Number of posts : 3993 Age : 39 Location : Barry 4x4 : RRC 200tdi Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:51 am | |
| | |
|
| |
robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:54 am | |
| omg, | |
|
| |
phil
Number of posts : 427 Age : 53 Location : near blackwood Job/hobbies : keeping settee warm 4x4 : disco 300 tdi Registration date : 2008-05-02
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:06 am | |
| | |
|
| |
PITBULL
Number of posts : 3993 Age : 39 Location : Barry 4x4 : RRC 200tdi Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:08 am | |
| Rob hasnt said what he had wrong prob all of them | |
|
| |
robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:13 am | |
| | |
|
| |
robert francis
Number of posts : 4333 Age : 47 Location : wales Job/hobbies : 4x4s 4x4 : land rover discovery 200tdi Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:15 am | |
| no phil you wont be the only 1 to get them wrong, the ladies will be on here later, lmfao | |
|
| |
stuart
Number of posts : 56 Age : 46 Location : rhondda south wales Job/hobbies : professional driver 4x4 : 1996 300tdi discovery,1963 series 2a project Registration date : 2008-01-23
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:54 am | |
| i got the toast one wrong | |
|
| |
phil
Number of posts : 427 Age : 53 Location : near blackwood Job/hobbies : keeping settee warm 4x4 : disco 300 tdi Registration date : 2008-05-02
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:02 am | |
| | |
|
| |
PITBULL
Number of posts : 3993 Age : 39 Location : Barry 4x4 : RRC 200tdi Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: lets see Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:20 pm | |
| what gettin 1 wrong the earliest ??? | |
|
| |
Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: lets see | |
| |
|
| |
| lets see | |
|