After a row with his dad an eight year old boy decides to leave home and go to London.
he packs a bag, and to avoid being recognised, wears his dad's welding goggles. anyway he starts hitching to London and after about an hour a car stops and asks him if he wants a lift. the kid nods and gets in the car, an hour or so later the man asks the boy, has he ever seen a naked man? to which the boy replies "oh I'm not realy a welder"