an englishman a welshman and a packistani went to the maternity hospital as their wives had all given birth,however the midwife was shortsighted and had mixed them up and the three men were told to go into the nursery and choose a child. The englishman went in first and came out with, what was obviously, the packistani baby, when asked what he thought he was doing, replied "one of those kid's in there is welsh and I'M not taking any chances.