shane

come on then shane tell us really what happened between you and the land rover discovery, lol

lol ooo its like tha nw is it, ooo welll ill tell u lol

remeber i got photo to prove, so tell the truth, haha

and you got the marks, lol

welll here goes......

well it was a bright sunny day ha ha , and i broke my jeep on the strata trip so i tought i shall inspect it now,,

well 1st i check my bearing they seemed ok, so then i thought it my prop so there i go with my tool's (well robs) and started to slaken the nut's off on the prop to make sure the ywill slaken nicely,, well anyway i took 2 bolts out off each end off the prop outta the way while i was under there,
i moved my tols to the left just ready to gt out when i heard the last 2 bolts PING, and the jeep started rolling down the hill slowly, then it picked up speed and nw i nearly had a pants full lol jkin,
so i grabed the rear axle to try and slow it down a little as it was heading down the road, well as i grabbed it ad tried to slow it down with my foor hittin the tyre i realised i had no chance so i just hope for the best gttin dragged down the road, then i saw a kurb commin straight for my head so i left the axle go and there it was them lovel chunky insa turbos ran straight ova my both leg's, gtta say a 2ton jeep goin ova u dun half hurt lol,,, well i cant complaine i gt bk up on my legs but i was walking as if i s**t my self lol,,

well i looked at my jeep and it hit to fence post's down and the green fence was holding it, luck as it was ready to go down to the ouse,,, but i rand rob and he came and pulled it away

well thats what u call a off road rocky story, lol

alsoi was ready to chock the wheels up thats y i put my tools aside and was ready to jump out, lol just a little late, ooo well just though i would tell u my fight with a landy

shane

oo yea and as rob said about the mark's, well i grazed my back, my side and my both kneed like fck,,, a nail gt stuck in the back ov my legs and cut my ankle


and couldnt walk tidy for about a week but now im up and ready to try summin again, apart from what just happened,,,

Ha ha ha! Ur a proper nutter u r!! U didnt tell everyone about the big massive splinter in your side aswell!! lol

Poor bugger!
Stacy

shane what wlse havnt yopu told us, ??????????

i think thats it aint it lol

No, he had a big cut on his side too, and it was painful and there was a big huge super duper big splinter in his side so instead of goin to the hospital, he pulled it out himself!! And the nail out of his leg! It was really bad!!! The nail was sunk right into back of his leg too!! It made me cringe!! Poor bugger!! Too headstrong (Yep its a big word for me init!! lol) to go hospital! But its out now anyway! All of em are!

nice one shane your not the only silly bugger to do this theres a guy in total off road his went down his bank luckily stopped before house in the bamboo. he didt do as much damage to himself as he was hanging through the window.

and yes before anyone says anything i was reading TOTAL OFF ROAD must have been board.

shane i bet u want fight wiv a disco agen but u got a small track now no fightin wiv this vitara

lol i could carry a vitara, it nothing like a disco as stacy keep's saying its a CAR lol,, ill show her wt a car it is when im off roadin lol

you can play on the grass with tank, lol

ha ha, it will go further than tanks

i;ll stick up 4 u m8 this ditch is deep

yh but its a gd drive thats me drivin that lol what can i say